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Thursday, January 22nd, 2004
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add me!!! i want 20056 friends! that i don't know or care about!
there is a new website a cookin..possibly in cohesion with forcintito...but its gonna be so good you're gonna cry. literally.
so what, i'm drunk?
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Monday, December 1st, 2003
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you ever get that feeling where you have what feels like a cut on your hand but you can't find that cut and you have idea where you could've got the cut?
that's how i feel right now.
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Tuesday, November 25th, 2003
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what's up guys? I'm gonna be really fucking annoying and post my entire screenplay right...now:
Life or Love in D Minor
By: Joe Belanger
6 Breaks - Love - Lust - Irony - Suspicion - Betrayal - Death
Rob - 26
Jess - 25
Lauren - 28
<^Music: Crime in Choir - Fleece on Fire >
Definitions of love on black background scenes stay for 5 seconds:
Love
1. A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.
2. A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance.
a. Sexual passion.
b. Sexual intercourse.
c. A love affair.
3. An intense emotional attachment, as for a pet or treasured object.
4. An expression of one's affection:
5. A zero score in tennis.
(Camera races around New York city blocks, focusing on street signs, subway signs, shaking, off center)
Don Voiceover: It's amazing what one night can do to a man. (Pause) The way the world wants to work, the way they tell you it's gonna work and the way it worked out for me are three completely different things. I always enjoyed doing things as I felt necessary, not like the world told me to do to. Like I was beating the system. A lot of times though, society seduces us with it's glamour. I liked to make things as simple as I could. Boil everything down to it's pure form, it's essence. You wanna go on a diet? Stop eating so much. The cure for a common cold? Wear a jacket. The search for young love? Take what you can get. (Ten second pause) Sometimes I feel like I can sense almost anything coming. I feel like I have control over where I'm moving my body and what I'm doing with it. Over who I'm meeting and what I'm touching. Sometimes I feel like life is actually worth living. Other times I sit and wonder if this is it. If in fact this is the hand I've been dealt. Do I fold this early?
^
(Camera shows Don sitting on the bed, Jessica gathering together things from the bedroom. camera zooms around room, donny's just sitting there, until jess grabs her last few bags and starts headin out.)
Don: Where the hell are you going?
Jess: Tara's in town and I'm staying with her until I can catch a flight back to V.A. Have a nice life Donny.
Don: Fuck, come on, come back, what the fu- ! (jumps out of bed chases Jess, Jess, slams front door Don's face. (Don, hungover, stumbles toward the door moping and griping under his breath. He sits with his back to the front door. His eyes open and close slowly, He rubs his eyes. End song, He smiles.) . <^Music: Mates of State - Proofs> (Flashes of black red and white take the screen with bold gray characters sporting the opening credits. Fades back and forth to Don sitting on the floor.)^
Title: Love
Don Voiceover: I guess I could start by explaining my night to you the way I saw it, the way I felt it. The way no one else saw it. Do you remember in high school toggling the idea of love versus freedom, freedom versus security? Why do I still have that problem? Is my mind as simple as a high school student or is this the way love really breaks itself into.
Restaurant - 5:00 P.M. - Don talking with Rob at a table, pool players shoot games in the background, both drinking liquor. Don wearing a suit, just got off work.
Don: I swear I love her man, but I feel like, I feel like there's more out there you know? What girl can be everything you want? Is there a such thing anymore? One's hot, one's smart, one's firm, one's soft, one's a slut and one's loyal. Finding a perfect mesh seems impossible.
Rob: I dunno bro, Jess seems like a nice package to be with for the rest of your life. You're lucky man, look at my sorry ass.
Don: But, when you're at a club, man, you can do whatever you want man, you can fucking, fuck two girls at a time, no ones gonna try and stop you.
Rob: I can also stand there all night and drink myself to oblivion and not get a single girl to say so much as Hi to me. You wanna have something to hold onto? Then you gotta hold it man. It's the most important thing in the world, people say, to have one girl who can love you forever.
Don: What if she's too perfect. What if she's so perfect she leaves me nothing more to strive for.
Rob: Then I think you won the game or some shit man.
Don: But I'm left with no more desire. That's what keeps us going man, I don't have it anymore.
Don: (pause) She called me again last night.
Rob: Who's she?.... That girl you met at 44th the other night man? Come on you can do better than that!
Don: Rob, she's everything I can't get with Jess, I know it, I have feelings for this girl, I know they're legit.
Rob: You gonna go out with her, or what?
Don: I told her to meet me tonight around 9:30 at Vinny's Taproom.
^Thursday - Signals Over the Air^
Rob: I thought you were going to 44th again with Jess.
Don: I am.
(Rob and Don both get up, Rob laughing and shaking his head the two head out talking with each other camera follows them down the street, fast forward every 10 seconds, showing the scene partially in photos of the two walking)
^End song 2:00 mark^
Don Voiceover: I had actually been seeing Lauren for close to 3 years now. I had arranged to see her that night at 44th. I used to tell Rob everything, now it's a game of hiding. She understood me. She was funny. We talked, we fooled around. We had fun. We had this uncanny bond that made us stick like glue. We had a secret.
Lust - 5:00 P.M. - restaurant across town
Jess: You ever just think sometimes out loud. About, whether your place means anything more than just another body on this planet.
Maggie: No..-laughs...No I haven't.
Jess: You ever get suspicious of a guy you've been with?
Maggie: Rob!? Please, Rob's your man Jess, have no fear!
Jess: I've wondered lately if he's in this for the right reasons.
Maggie: Yeah, well guys can be dicks, be careful - Rob seems perfect though, you guys are in love.
Jess: Is it about love or is about sex though? How do I know?
Maggie: Tell him no sex for a month.
Jess: HAH! Forget that.
Waiter comes over, offers another drink, the girls refuse.
Jess: I just don't know, you know if he's in this for the long run or if he just is going to leave me high and dry.
Maggie: If he loves you, you know he does, then he's in it for more than just the sleepovers Jess.
Jess: How do you know? He could be out right now staring at girls big tits and asses and I wouldn't even know it...as long as he looks and doesn't touch though, it's okay right?
Maggie: So that's how you define love? It's just as much a sexual definition as any other - as long as he ain't fucking anyone else, it's ok with me!
Jess: I never thought about that, but in reality that's what so many of us base love on. It's never you love someone and you're allowed to have a boyfriend or girlfriend on the side...you have to be loyal. But loyalty only shines through sexually.
Maggie: It's a very thin line between love and lust - if you lose sight of it, the paths easily cross and things get dramatic.
Jess: I need a smoke, you up for one?
Maggie: Light me up, baby. You seeing Rob tonight? (jess starts to answer) Oh, right 44th? You told me this morning.
Jess: Yeah, he said he has someone he has to talk to from his office at around 9...so I'll be single for the better part of the evening...
Maggie: You want me to come by?
Jess: If you want to, sure.
(The two walkout begin smoking a cigarette as music plays lightly in the background) ^-Promise Ring - This Picture Postcard-^
Jess: You know why people like to smoke?
Maggie: Why?
Jess: Subconsciously we don't care about death. Subconsciously we all want to control something. Cigarettes are easy to control, and they kill us. They're an escape for the mind and the body.
Maggie: Whatever you say.
(jess inhales pauses)
Maggie: Lemme get one (walking away voices get lower)
Jess: Now you want one, after I put them away..
-fades shakes-
Irony
9:15
44 club, people dancing, don and jess at the bar, talking laughing, techno in the background
Don: So, what's new? Things have been so crazy lately huh?
Jess: Yeah, my job is going great. I might be getting a raise next week, maybe even a promotion (raises eyebrows and smiles)
Don: Ooooh very nice baby.
Jess: So, tell me something - I know you've been avoiding it - what about marriage Don? When are we gonna seal this deal?
Don: Jess, there's just, there's a lot I want to go over with myself before I do that.
Jess: Like what? Do you love me or don't you? (laughing)
Don: I do, I really do. I'm just not sure I'm ready to go forward with something like that right now. There's just, there's so much I need to think about. Save for.
Jess: I get it, well you better tell me the second you're ready babe.
Don: I will, I promise.
Jess: Where are you headed tonight? Dressed up like a really businessman huh? You feel out of place here or what?
Don: Nah, I just, I wanna impress this guy I'm meeting over at 5th and Park. He's uh, a pretty big guy on the scene over at the firm.
Jess: Oh, yeah? Why don't you meet with him during the day? 9:30, a little late for a business meeting don't you think?
Don: Yeah, that's what I thought, but I realized this is a busy guy, and I looked at his date book, it was packed - so 9:30 it was.
Jess: I see, well good luck tonight!
Don: Thank you very much hun. I'm gonna start heading out, you need a lift back to my pad?
Jess: I'm meeting Maggie here in like 10 minutes, I told her you'd be gone tonight.
Don: (Voiceover: Who the hell is Maggie?) ?Oh, okay, great, well have a good time hun, don't dance with too many cute guys
Jess: (laughs) I won't baby, I'll see you later back at your place around 1?
Don: Yeah, sounds good.
Exits, Jess stays at bar shot zooms out on her, fades
Don voiceover: The first mistake I made was telling Jess where I would be. I was so used to lying, that well, I couldn't lie anymore. I figured we wouldn't stick around there long anyway. The second mistake I made was running into Maggie on the way out.
Don sees Maggie, surprised at her beauty, recognizing her but not remembering her.
Don: Hey?uh, whats goin on?
Maggie: Not much, where are you headed tonight?
Don: Just a little business meeting at the office, you know. Um, I'm sorry you're I forgot your name, I know you from somewhere, you're one of Lauren's friends right?
Maggie: Yeah, I'm Maggie.
Don: hesitates - Oh you're here meeting Lauren, okay she told me you were coming yeah, (talking fast), well I gotta run, um, great seeing you, again, um, talk to you later.
Don voiceover: I guess Maggie had a tendency to be early. Nearly all of our friends go to that club, and I'm supposed to memorize Maggie's face, who by the way I still don't remember ever meeting. Fuck, she won't say anything. Let's move on.
Brand New - Quiet Things that no one ever knows
Don driving to coffee shop, roses in his car. Gets out, takes roses, sits down, orders a cup of coffee sits down. Waits, drinks, worries. Checks watch.
Shot shown with Lauren getting into car accident, rushed to hospital.
Suspicion
Don is tired, wilting in his seat staring out the window.
Jess walks in. Smiling at first, then sees the flowers. 10:30.
Jess: Why'd you lie to me Donny.
Don: What (turns around quickly) oh, Jess, he uh, he didn't show, I dunno where the hell he is.
Jess: Why did you lie to me Donny.
Don: I didn't, I swear.
Jess: Flowers? For the boss I guess?
Don: Uh, no, they're, they're, uh, they're for a friend.
Jess: A friend Donny huh? A fucking friend that you have to lie to me about seeing? Fuck you Donny, this is bullshit. Tomorrow, you can consider me gone Donny, fucking gone.
Don: No, no it's ok, listen to me - (scene cuts as Jess begins to walk away, breathing hard)
Betrayal
Scene, opens with a flash of Don getting slapped across the face, grabbing at Jess, she wiggles away swinging her arms. Rushes out the door. Don stands still.
Don Voiceover: This was the part I was supposed to beg for forgiveness. This was where I get down on my knees and tell her, it's all my fault, that I'm an asshole. This is the part that I start to cry and chase after her. ^paranoid social club - Wasted^ This was the part where I go get fucked up.
Don walks down a block, turns lifelessly into bar. Lights are bright, pool balls rattle, beer cans touch.
Don sits down, tired, still upset, but trying not to show it, flashes smiles at some girls, is seated next to another man.
^song end
Don: (About to ask for a drink)
(man) Rex: What's up brotha?, get him one on me John.
Don: Hey, uh thanks man.
Rex: What's wrong buddy?
Don: Nothin man, just you know same shit.
Don to himself: But this wasn't the same shit. She meant business this time. This was all new shit.
Rex: Yeah, yeah I hear ya pal. Girl trouble, or what?
Don: Hey, look, I said nothins wrong alright?
Rex: Oh ho ho, I don't believe that!
Don: Yeah, well believe it. (to tender - gimme another)
Rex: Hey come on, I'm in all the movies, don't you recognize me. I'm that guy you talk to at the bar after you fuck things up back at base. I'm your last hope tonight aren't I? Something had to crash for you to come to this place right?
Don: Wrong. Shut the fuck up.
Rex: Alright, I know when I'm not wanted. Hey you hear the one about the blonde who crashed her helicopter?
Don: turns to him?
Rex: She was getting cold so she turned the ceiling fan off. No?
Don: My ex was a blonde.
Rex: rolls eyes (walking away) Oh baby, I'm battin a thousand tonight, Rack em up boys! (to the other pool players)
^Monday in London - Pretty^
Don shoots down more booze, camera races around bar, blurs as though to make the viewer feel drunk. Don walks, stumbles to his car, drives home in a daze, to find Jess with tears running down her face, sleeping on the couch, she had starting to gather her things together in her suitcase. Don lets a tear roll down his face, tucks jess in, and goes to sleep.
End^
Death
Scenes from the civil war are shown, riots, violent images flash on screen quickly.
Don voiceover: It all happened so fast.
FINAL SCENE
-Don sitting at the door lifeless-
-Flower Wilts on black background, Don's face out of focus behind it-
Closing Voiceover Don: The air was thick that night, it was heavy. It was breathing down my neck. I was beginning to question whether love was really about finding the right mesh anymore. If it was even about mesh to begin with. If in fact love had a natural lifespan, or if it's an ever-binding feeling, that can't possibly leave you. I started to ask myself if lust was about banging the hell out of some innocent virgin, if maybe stripping someone of innocence was more a crime than a victory. I started to feel like irony surrounded me. Like it ate me alive. I realized quickly that if suspicion had a brother it would be truth. I realized that nothing is what it seems. I understood, that, well, the rise to happiness is a 20 rung ladder - but failure was a mere stepstool. I became eerily conscious of the fact that maybe death doesn't necessarily mean a funeral and a coffin. Maybe, death ? doesn't always imply dying.
^-Brand New - Play crack the sky -^
Credits
Sorry about the spacing, livejournal is gay and won't put in the breaks automatically.
Please let me know what you think about it. I'm a dick, and will probably dismiss your idea, but why not give it a shot. So far, directors and producers have been promptly named, but actors and actresses are still tentative - except of course Rex - who will be played by none other than Ron Mottola.
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Tuesday, October 7th, 2003
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i'm going to tbs/std at roseland. this will be my first show in a while. it's going to suck a lot but that's okay cause i gotta see moneen once before i die. tbs will most definetly dissappoint and std will be lucky if i even stay for them. but hey i get out late on a sunday night. leave one if you too are going to this thing.
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Sunday, October 5th, 2003
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Monday, September 22nd, 2003
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GUESS WHO YOU ARE!!!!
001: you tuck me in at night
002: we got drunk
003: we fucked
004: lol...just lol you know hoo u r!
005: donkey lips lol
006: trevelyn
007: james bond
008: Q?
009: i'm gay
010: who has 100 fucking friends?
011 ME!
012 lol sorry if you're not here!
013: what's this?!! an entry in numbers!
not a ploy to show off how many friends you have
lauren and timmy u 2 r the kewtist! i'm in love spank me!! TAP MY ASS!!!! omg sex i love to talk about sex but i've never had it nor will i ever because i'm that ugly
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omg where do i start?! lol best night of my life!...yeah that's it. 1 4 3 you guys!!!! omg....
look at spastica1 and squeekybandits journal. i forget how to do that link thing but lol oh well!!! buh bye sweeties!
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bloopy727 (12:10:23 PM): shutup i was student of the month i can say whatever word i want
laura student of the month only gives you idiot immunity for a month. NOT FOREVER.
WILLN'T
SYMBIOTIC SACK
ANYNYNYNYNONYM
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Saturday, June 21st, 2003
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so brand new was pretty sick. i hate to say it but the show didn't even make my top 5. it was still decent, first 3 bands might as well have not even showed up. it was: gay band, followed by a really shitty gay band, followed by finch/thursday wannabes. brand new banner blasted in the back, i had more fun looking at that than the actual bands. anyway, brand new was sic. they played 11 from their old and 7 from the new. they left out sic transit but thank god they played tautao. that and socco were my favorites. anyway irving is the place to be and it was a shitty night that ended up ok. later.
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lost my job pretty much officially but:
-watching home alone tomorow in english solid
-applied at met foods solid
-applying at the park and d and j solid
-got turned down at the tire place gay
-amazing sex very solid
-new armor album solid
-tbell tomorow more solid
-umm... well 143 lolllll getting rillllly drunk this weekend and um maybe even kissing kevin and thinking about going out saturday...maybe getting more drunk, i'm not an alcoholic i just love my mike's hard lemonade! i usually drink 1 or 2 and i mean...damn that stuff is REALLY hard lol...ttyl
tight like a virg
reppin 2-1-3
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lesstHanjOe4 (12:14:21 AM): YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT
Sweet AsPie2 4 3 (12:14:26 AM): what?!
Sweet AsPie2 4 3 (12:14:47 AM): waht'd i do?!
Sweet AsPie2 4 3 (12:16:13 AM): joeeeeee
Sweet AsPie2 4 3 (12:25:40 AM): cool
lesstHanjOe4 (12:29:04 AM): YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT
Sweet AsPie2 4 3 (12:29:09 AM): whaaaaaat!!!??
lesstHanjOe4 (12:29:13 AM): YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT
Sweet AsPie2 4 3 (12:29:18 AM): haha what di di do! shut up
lesstHanjOe4 (12:29:21 AM): YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT
Sweet AsPie2 4 3 (12:29:35 AM): YOU DUMB FUCKING ASSHOLE
lesstHanjOe4 (12:29:50 AM): YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT
lesstHanjOe4 (12:29:53 AM): YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT
Sweet AsPie2 4 3 (12:29:53 AM): hahahah
lesstHanjOe4 (12:29:54 AM): YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT
Sweet AsPie2 4 3 (12:29:56 AM): SHUT UP
lesstHanjOe4 (12:30:00 AM): YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUTYOU DUMB FUCKING SLUTYOU DUMB FUCKING SLUTYOU DUMB FUCKING SLUTYOU DUMB FUCKING SLUTYOU DUMB FUCKING SLUTYOU DUMB FUCKING SLUTYOU DUMB FUCKING SLUTYOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT
lesstHanjOe4 (12:30:02 AM): YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT
Sweet AsPie2 4 3 (12:30:04 AM): haha shut up
lesstHanjOe4 (12:30:06 AM): YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT
Sweet AsPie2 4 3 signed off at 12:30:16 AM.
lesstHanjOe4 (1:25:56 PM): YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT
summerstarstbs (1:26:01 PM): what is that?!?!
summerstarstbs (1:26:37 PM): you left me 16 messages on my away message last night saying that.
summerstarstbs (1:26:40 PM): i dont understand
summerstarstbs (1:26:41 PM): explain
lesstHanjOe4 (1:26:49 PM): YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT
summerstarstbs (1:27:17 PM): ok cool
lesstHanjOe4 (1:28:57 PM): YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT
telltaleheart16 (1:02:14 PM): awesome
lesstHanjOe4 (1:02:23 PM): YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT
telltaleheart16 (1:02:31 PM): no way
telltaleheart16 (1:02:33 PM): really
lesstHanjOe4 (1:03:36 PM): YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT
lesstHanjOe4 (1:07:08 PM): YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT
starstruck447 signed off at 1:34:07 PM.
will they ever get it? probably not. foolish mortals...wait scratch that.
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it's been a year of laughter, fun, happiness, laziness, sex, drugs, gay jokes, bad movies, taco bell, walks, love, lust, and friends
it's been a year of laura.
i love you baby!
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Wednesday, May 14th, 2003
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more hate:
1. abercrombie punk rockers - what are these clowns thinking? pick and fad and stick with it you scene slut.
2. people who suck at video games - get with the times, eventually video games will be the only thing we will ever have to do, so start getting good at them now.
3. people who make hate lists - hate these kids who do they think they are?
4. ms. nelsen - good god you are the worst. marketing whore.
5. people who bend down in the middle of the hall to tie their shoes - if you're in front of me, i now feel like i'm fucking you in the ass, so don't do it stupid fucks.
6. people who actually watch shows on non-cable channels - there's only 7 channels on all of television worth watching, those worthy enough know exactly which 7 i am talking about.
7. people who say BFF - you are not best friends forever, forget about it. odds are you won't know each other after college, but morons who use this term usually don't make it that far.
8. dawson's creek - i had the misfortune of watching the last episode, this show died, about 4 years ago folks, i didn't even know it was still around, but i had to sit through it with my girlfriend last night and i'm sorry but give no credit where no credit is due: how many of you laugh at the bad acting in this show? just a disgrace to television, and the WB, isn't one of the channels for you idiots still trying to figure it out.
9. half-jews - you're either a dirty jewbag or a human. pick one.
10. aliens - go back to saturn
11. people who add me to their friends list, who i clearly don't know or don't like. get a clue.
12. kaitlin tietjen
1 year in 26 and a half hours. one year baby.
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complete divx and show list to be released exactly one week from today if i'm not still trashed from prom. get ready.
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okay new money making scheme:
Any dvd movie burned onto a cd-r for 5 bucks. Most can play on regular dvd players at lower quality and all will run on windows computers. All discs will come with a free alpha divx pro player (20.00) for your computer so you can watch them full screen and with enhanced audio. Each movie will come on its own disc and will be 5 dollars each. I will supply discs. Contact me or rob with any movies you need and we can have them ready within a couple of days. Note: most movies won't come with deleted scenes, but i can get them if you ask. Keep in mind i can get almost ANY movie for you within days, so can gayrob. 5163769600 or im me for more info. if you don't live near me i can mail the disc out for an extra 3 dollars to cover all movies. Cheaper than blockbuster and much cooler on your computer. Im me at lessthanjoe4 or rob at skueedz.
PS: you can get tv show episodes!! UP TO 5 EPISODES ON 1 DISC 5 buxxx. anything from real sex to seinfeld.
Movies are available in non-dvd format for same price, this is only if the movie isn't available on dvd yet. aka bootlegs of movies in theaters now, yes i can get those too.
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I have no personal problem with the person that wrote this... but i just HAVE to give my opinion...
1. Crazy fucking ay rahbs - what is the deal with these people? they come to america, build 7/11 and think they can just steal jobs, eat our food, smell like shit, not bathe, not speak english, and blow up buildings. why the hell are they still alive, i don't know.
America: The melting pot of the world. Just because someone is of another ethnicity does NOT mean that they're a terrorist, job stealer, or any other paranoid and un-educated slang term that stupid American's use.
Yeah, okay terrorist lover.
2. Al Gore - I dunno why he just pisses me off.
yeah, good work. Al sucks. So does his wife.
i love his wife
3. People with bumper stickers like "my child is an honor student" - when i get my liscense you will all be the first to be run off the road.
Why can't people be pround of their child's progress in school? Wheres the shame in that?
because you suck
4. Starbucks - oooh boy. you can't travel anywhere in new york and be farther than 3 miles from one of these shit-coffee shacks. you walk in people are fuckin listening to trance wearing berets, writing poetry on the wall and shit. after buying your 6.00 latte mocha supremeo fuckme you can purchase a 9 dollar chocolate bar that can be eaten by a newborn in under 2 nanoseconds. yeah i really hate that place.
Starbucks: Providing delicious overpriced coffee to rich folks like me, who are stupid enough to pay for a grande iced tazo chai.... mmmm ...chai. There is nothing wrong with free-enterprise and capitalism. Believe it or not, businesses that do well, ((STARBUCKS)) help support our fragile economy.
big business that can't make coffee but can make mocho focho fuckerchinos do hurt the economy. because i said so bitch. (keep in mind no personal problem)
5. People who say "I'm going to wait until i'm married for a year or so before i have sex" or "i'm saving myself" - you better be thinking about saving yourself from my fist in your ass if you are one of these fucks. sex is where it's at folks, get with the program.
Where as sex is an expression of love and should be an extension of your feelings to that special someone... it's not life... and if you're a virgin, and saving yourself... good for you. You, unlike many other stupid teenagers ((myself included)) has excercised restraint. You get a cookie.
yeah okay shutup already i'm bored reading that
6. Anti-war fucks - okay. this is just insanity. president bush is not watching you protest nor does he care, he has terrorists to kill and that is what will be done. everyone is just laughing at your feeble attempts to fight against war. maybe you need some more buildings to collapse you ignorant fucks pick up a gun and go kill some haboo-daboos.
Whilst i'm far from anti-war, part of living in this arab-hating, naive,obecse America.. is the freedom of protest... without that, we wouldn't be able to participate in half of the things we do now, or have as many civil liberties as we do now.
i'm sorry did you say something?
7. People who don't hold the door for you - that's just gay
well put.
damn straight bitch
8. Faggots - another group that should have pianos tied to their feet and shoved from a helicopter
gay people, what's up with that?
penis -->vagina
penis --/> man's ASS you sick fucks figure it out.
WOAH WOAH WOAH... homophobe, anyone?
lesbian anyone?
9. nates - you knew it was coming. they smell, they steal, they lie what are they doing here.
again.. the racism. When will humanity learn that without equality there will be no peace? Skin colour doesn't matter... it's the person. What, White people don't lie, steal, and/or smell? a break is needed.
nope white people rule supreme biotch kkk for life
10. copycats - people who do anything and everything someone else does shouldn't be allowed to breathe oxygen but rather carbon monoxide in a regulated bio-dome.
good work. So you don't like your scene anymore?
hey you copied my list! asshole i hate you
11. kaitlin tietjen - list wouldn't be complete without her.
enough is enough. you better hope this girl doesn't have a gun. Preppy white girls have breaking points too.
yeah you both suck when it comes down to it
if you're offended - i hate you too.
suck it.
that was clever
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Wednesday, April 30th, 2003
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1. mr. simone - what a fucking asshole this guy is. used to be the coolest guy ever but slowly myself and force have realized he is a gay loser who needs to get laid.
2. subway/blimpie - thin cut cafeteria shit meat is basically what you are eating. it's not fresh as they claim and it takes like dick. for half the price head over to any deli who makes a nice thick sandwich on italian bread. that's where it's at.
3. people who call everyone who thinks gay people are fucking gay "homophobes" - we're not homophobes you stupid assholes we are people who realize how disgusting a man on another man is. even lesbians need to be done away with. fucking disgusting ugly people who can't get ass from the right sex, so they decide to start fucking their friends. literally.
4. peace in iraq pleeease! - oh go fuck yourself
5. posers - everyone is a poser but its only cool to a certain point. when you start listening to simple plan and good charlotte and you think you're punked out you know you should be killed.
6. applebee's - cold, sickly food that should be fed to vultures not humans. a huge waste.
7. abercrombie and fitch - shitty expensive clothes that wanna be prep girls LOVE to buy. wear the thongs ditch the rest.
8. tietjen - no explanation needed.
that may be it i'm running low on things to hate.
later.
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